Friday, April 28, 2006

Quote of the Day

Scott Adams -
I have a theory that only people who have never been rich would believe that the rich are routinely willing to kill enormous amounts of people to get richer. Personally, I've been poor and I've been rich. And I can speak from first hand experience about how it changes you. I'm far less bloodthirsty than before.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Quote of the Day

A. J. Liebling -
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Quote of the Day

Deminski and Doyle are talking about people who don't follow racial stereotypes, so you have the Japanese guy who can't do math, the black women who like rock, and the Mexican guy who doesn't like spicy food...the best exchange:

Caller: I'm a gay guy and I don't talk with a lisp, I enjoy hunting and fishing, I watch football, and I drink beer. In fact, my idea of a perfect day is one where I spend the day fishing.

Doyle: I just don't understand that.

Deminski: What, you've got issues with him being gay?

Doyle: No, the fishing. Where's the fun in that?

Deminski: You know it's 2006 when you can understand a guy being gay but you can't figure out why anyone would want to go fishing.